A Merry bbc Christmas to all!

I will be on holiday for a short while over Christmas so unfortunately I won't be able to post much for the next few days. To all and anyone reading this blog, have a really great Christmas and New Year.

Please let me know your thoughts on this blog, any suggestions you may have, topics you would like covered and do please keep the comments coming! It's always nice to know someone out there is reading!

See you in 2007!

Old Hong Kong ID cards to become invalid

A quick reminder for anyone who still hasn't changed their old HK ID cards to the new Smart ID cards with the chip inside: Please hurry up and do so before your card becomes invalid!

Old ID cards for people born between 1943 and 1969 are already invalid. The next batch to become invalid hasn't yet been announced but it will almost certainly affect 'bbcs' born in the 70s.

UPDATE: From 17th September 2007, old style (non-Smart) ID cards for those born between 1970 and 1979 will become invalid.

Official government info is here

HK government FAQ on the Right of Abode issue is here.

Please pass this on to anyone you know who still needs to change their card!

Related: New website explains Right of Abode in Hong Kong

World's first real-life superhero sighted in China

The Guardian blog reports that a man with unusual physical attributes came to the rescue in a life-threatening situation in China.

You realise that this is as close as we will ever get to seeing a superhero in action in real life!

'VeryTallChineseMan' we salute you!

:)

Here is a picture of the man in his 'civilian' identity, Bao Xishun

Old Master Q comics aka 'Lo Fu Ji'

I don't know what made me remember this all of a sudden...

Back in the day, before the Chinese Channel, before rented TVB videos, the only form of Chinese culture my family could get access to was in the form of Hong Kong magazines and newspapers. There were all indecipherable to me as I couldn't (and still can't) read Chinese but what I could read were the copies of Lo Fu Ji that would very occasionally appear in our house.

If you haven't seen these before, Lo Fu Ji (the official pinyin is Lao Fu Zhi but I prefer spelling it the way it sounds to me) is a comic strip featuring the main character of Old Master Q, the lanky Chinese equivalent of Mr. Bean and a cast of supporting characters: Mr. Chin, a tall man in a check shirt and Big Yam, a short, squat man with an enormous head who resembles a shrunk down version of Old Master Q himself.

The comic strips range from simple gags told over a few wordless panels, to full stories told over several pages (I always skipped over these). There is no main storyline. Each strip is pretty much a self contained joke or story. Sometimes the jokes rely purely on the comic appearance of the three main characters but often they are satirical too and refer to certain Hong Kong attitudes (e.g the constant mockery of Chinese people who try to look 'western' - typically portrayed as pouting, flared suit-wearing poncey idiots).

I've tried to think of a simple phrase that sums up 'Lo Fu Ji'. The best I can come up with is 'life makes fools of us all.'



The appeal of these comics when I was a child wasn't just the fact that there were often no tricky Chinese words to stump this illiterate 'bbc' - I actually found them funny too. There is a particular sense of humour in these comics. It's a mixture of cruel irony, surrealism and slapstick with the occasional note of seriousness thrown in too. Lo Fu Ji humour is similar in some ways to that of the films of Stephen Chow.

Quite often you find yourself laughing at a comic strip and then wondering, 'Why is that funny?' Lo Fu Ji taught me that there was a difference between Chinese and British humour.

If you'd like to find out more, here are a few links:

An Old Master Q fansite

Official (English) Old Master Q Website

Old Master Q blog

Mice, not dragons for the Beijing Olympics?

The 2008 Olympics are shaping up to be the most tightly controlled in terms of public relations there has ever been.

After reports that the authorities will be microchip tagging every last bag of vegetables being used in atheletes' meals as well as testing the food on mice before it's served, there are now suggestions that the traditional Chinese symbol of the dragon will be downplayed because it is 'too aggressive'.

The Telegraph reports:

China is considering slaying the dragon as its national emblem, because it fears the mythical beast suggests an aggressive nation.

The Ministry of Culture declined to comment on plans to tame, or drop, the dragon. But despite an attempt by state media to play down the idea, the call to replace the national emblem has sparked fiery public debate.

In a culture where every word and relationship is scrutinised for hidden meaning, the possibility of slaying the dragon is being seen as part of Beijing's attempt to airbrush China's image and appease Western sensitivities ahead of the the 2008 Olympic Games.

Full story is here.

Bizarrely, one of the less aggressive options being suggested is a hybrid of a dragon and a pheonix. Hmm, cuddly!

Hong Kong tackles racism

Despite being possibly the world's international city par excellence, Hong Kong is not free of racism and whilst there are many different groups crammed onto that tiny island, society is to some extent organised along racial lines.

There's been a campaign recently calling for better rights for the 200,000-plus immigrant workers in Hong Kong, and it has just resulted in the first anti-racial discrimination law being passed, as the Guardian reports here.

It'll be interesting to see how a city like Hong Kong implements this kind of law. In fact, I wonder if this makes Hong Kong something of a pioneer in that part of the world, as I don't think many other Asian countries have specific laws against racial discrimination yet?

Presenting your next internet phenomenon: The Wine Cone

This quite bizarre, often funny and strangely endearing Youtuber goes by the name of The Wine Cone and is already building up a fanbase around the world.

Going well beyond silly karaoke singing or dull video diaries, the Wine Cone's videos are a lot wittier and more inventive than most of what you see on Youtube.

Here's one of the Wine Cone's videos to get you started:



And here the Wine Cone interviews Jason Statham (or JaSta, as he calls re-names him).

Wine Cone, I salute you. Global media domination must surely await.

Banquets and Bouquets - Weddings Hong Kong style

One for the romantics out there...

I though this site was a really nice insight into Hong Kong life, from a slightly different point of view - that of a wedding photographer.

Lots of great photos and and a nice blog to read too.

'Simon The Photo' Blog

The Battle of Hong Kong

November 12th 2006 was Remembrance Sunday - the day Britain remembers its war dead and pays tribute to those who lost their lives in past conflicts. Having been brought up the U.K., I was taught a lot about WWII at school and of course U.K. popular culture has covered those events extensively in films and television programmes.

As 'bbcs', I think it's fair to say that we know quite a lot about the war from Britain's perspective but almost nothing about the war from an Asian perspective. This is something I wanted to address.

For example, it recently dawned on me that I knew nothing about WWII history in relation Hong Kong. I kind of promised myself to look into it and find out more about that period in history and I was pretty shocked at what I discovered after just a few minutes of searching.

Surprising fact no. 1: Japanese forces launched their attack on Hong Kong less than 8 hours after they bombed Pearl Harbor. It's a little shocking to me that the Pearl Harbor attack is an ingrained part of my general knowledge - everyone knows about Pearl Harbor, right? - and yet I had no idea about the Hong Kong attack until a few days ago.

British, Canadian and Indian forces did their best to repel the Japanese attack, but their air force was decimated, most of the defences were geared towards a naval attack and they were outnumbered two to one on the ground.

The Battle of Hong Kong lasted 18 grueling days before the British governor surrendered at a meeting in the Peninsular Hotel on December 25th, 1941. Yep, Christmas Day. Yep, that Peninsular Hotel. Where Felix is.

An account of the military action can be found here.

Photo: Hong Kong Veterans Commemorative Association

Surprising fact no. 2: Hong Kong was under Japanese rule for 3 and a half years. Again to my shame I hadn't really been aware of this part of Hong Kong's history. Japanese General Rensuke Isogai became the first Japanese governor of Hong Kong after the British surrender and remained so until the Japanese themselves surrendered on August 15th 1945, after the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs.

During the occupation, Hong Kong continued to be a bilingual island but the languages were Chinese and Japanese, not English. Shop signs and street names were changed accordingly. Lane Crawford had its named changed to Matsuzakaya. The Peninsula Hotel became the Matsumoto.

Over 2000 people living in Hong Kong who were of Allied nationality were placed in an internment camp in Stanley.

The Hong Kong Dollar was outlawed and being caught with HKD would result in torture. Locals were forced to exchange their HKD for Japanese war currency. But this currency became further and further devalued as the war progressed and was ultimately declared worthless. This meant Hong Kong citizens who no longer had their original HKD were made completely destitute.

Photo: Hong Kong Veterans Commemorative Association

Surprising fact no 3: Hong Kong's citizens endured war crimes and tyranny during the Japanese occupation. I had always associated Japanese war crimes with mainland China (the much debated Nanjing Massacre, for example) and had no clue that similar incidents took place in Hong Kong.

It is reported that the day of the British surrender, Japanese troops tortured and killed injured soldiers and medical staff at St. Stephen's College, a field hospital (http://ststephen.org.hk/History.htm)

Entire villages were destroyed by the Japanese; Cheung Sheung is one where only a trace remains. Thousands were repatriated to China. Death by starvation caused by a mis-managed economy were common, and dissent and rebellion were punished by torture and death.

Reliable figures are hard to come by but there are reports that up to 10,000 rapes may have been committed by Japanese troops in the early stages of the invasion and the total population of Hong Kong is known to have dropped from 1.6 million to around 600,000 by the end of the occupation.

Surprising fact no. 4: Hong Kong had it's own WWII resistance fighters. Some did fight back. The Gangjiu Da Dui Guerillas gained a foothold on Lantau Island and were able to intercept Japanese intelligence as well playing a central role in the rescuing dozens of Allied nationals, including 20 Brits.

The Dongjiang Guerillas came from Guangdong and were mostly peasants, students, and seamen. After the British retreat, the guerilla force numbered 6000 and established bases in the New Territories and Kowloon. They protected traders in Kowloon and Guangzhou, killed those they believed to be collaborators, and attacked Japanese bases at Tai Po and Kai Tak Airport. They also rescued Allied prisoners-of-war (Sir Douglas Clague, Professor Gordan King, David Bosanquet) as well as twenty American pilots who parachuted into Kowloon when their planes were shot down by the Japanese.

Little seems to have been recorded about the Hong Kong WWII resistance movement and details are sketchy.

Here are a few links for further reading:

Hong Kong Veterans Commemorative Association

A recent protest in Hong Kong called for Japan to acknowledge and apologise for its actions in Hong Kong during WWII.

Japanese tourists came to Hong Kong to learn more about the events surrounding the occupation.

Wikipedia summary: 'The Battle of Hong Kong'

The Chinese Alliance for Commemoration of the Sino-Japanese War Victims

Answers.com: 'The Japanese Occupation of Hong Kong'

A military view of the ill-fated battle


Well that's my attempt to provide a very condensed 'primer' about Hong Kong during WWII. I hope it's been useful. I have to admit that I was little ashamed at how little I knew about this episode in history and I'm glad I started researching it. After all, this all happened just 65 years ago.

Memories fading, places changing.

My top 8 fastest fading memories of London Chinatown...

1) The road that used to run along Gerrard Street, before it was pedestrianized.
2) The restaurant that burnt down.
3) Going for dim sum with the family at the big restaurant that used to be on Leicester Square - the one that had the wax food on display in the window.
4) An age when I didn't like dim sum and would rather have gone to McDonalds instead.
5) Going for wedding banquets at Chuen Cheng Ku as a child and being bored out of my mind.
6) A time when Mainland Chinese were a rarity in Chinatown restaurants and Mandarin would barely be heard.
7) The East European looking lady in a funny costume who would stand outside 'So China'.
8) Dumpling Inn.




Photo by aidy100percent

The bbc blog Diet (Step 1)

I strongly recommend that you try the 'b.b.c.' blog's simple, easy to follow diet. You won't lose any weight but the food tastes nice!

Step 1: Char siu and roast duck rice from Loon Tao, Gerrard Street:



Delicious, and with complimentary soup too. If you can't remember where Loon Tao is, check out the streetsensation link posted a while ago.

Podcast: 'Two Voices'

Here's a fun podcast from Yang-May Ooi, a British Malaysian author whose blog 'FusionView' is linked in the side bar.

She talks about something you may have thought about before - British Chinese (or British Malaysian in her case) accents, how they can affect your interaction with others and how hers has changed over time.

I always thought I had a fairly neutral, nondescript accent but after listening to other b.b.c's speak, I'm starting to think there is a subtle, distinctive b.b.c accent - a kind of hybrid of the local, English accent 'pulled' in a certain direction by knowing and speaking Chinese (Cantonese in my case).

Maybe it's something to do with the fact that the two languages are so phonetically different, that speaking one subtley affects the way you speak another?

You can also catch the rest on Yang-May's podcasts here.

Jackie Chan Royale

Are the crazy physical stunts, intricately choreographed fights and free running antics in the new Bond film 'Casino Royale' supposed to be revolutionary? Guys, Jackie Chan has been doing this stuff for decades! ;)

Oriental City: Brent Council approves development

It's official. Planning permission has been granted by Brent Council and the Oriental City business owners will have relocate for up to three years.

Read the council minutes regarding the decision here.

I've copied the sections that seem to relate most directly to Oriental City. Here they are (the underlining is mine):

RELOCATION OF ORIENTAL CITY: During demolition and construction work the applicants have offered to acquire a site nearby in which to re-locate OC to avoid as much disruption to trade as possible over a three year period. This will be subject to a separate planning permission and the degree of take-up by traders. In any case, this application is committed (through a S.106) to the reprovision of OC on this site.

Proposed Retail Provision:
The proposed Oriental City is ‘like for like’ in terms of quantum of floorspace. However, qualitatively, it will be significantly superior to that existing both in terms of nature of floorspace and efficiency. The floorspace will continue to retail both food and non-food items being made up of unit shops as well as a larger food supermarket. The ancillary food court and restaurant services will remain, forming an important day/evening activity at the site. The floorspace will remain restricted by goods condition to the sale of Oriental goods only.

EFFECT ON EXISTING ORIENTAL CITY DEVELOPMENT The carrying out of the redevelopment will clearly require the displacement of the existing Oriental City from the site. The effect on the businesses of the individual tenants is not a planning consideration. However, the fact that the existing retail offer and other elements of Oriental City will be lost during the reconstruction period is a factor to be taken into account. However, the current retail element on the site will of course be replaced in the new scheme, as will the community space. Accordingly, it is considered that the temporary loss of the existing Oriental City facilities is more than outweighed by the fact that the latter elements will be re-provided, and by the overall benefits of the new scheme.

Issue: Failure to consult the oriental community and produce a Racial Impact Assessment. There has been wide consultation with those who live and work in the locality (see CONSULTATIONS) but not with those who visit or shop at the store. A community worker acting on behalf of the wider Chinese and Oriental community across the South-East is concerned they have not been engaged in the process and the application does not comply with the London Plan (para. 3.103) in requiring the production of a Racial Impact Assessment:- The Mayor will work with boroughs....to look at the proposed content of social and economic assessments and address the impacts by these assessments into the development of policies.........the Race Relations (Amendment) Act 2000 ....requires local authorities to carry out race equality impact assessment. but such assessments relate to policy documents and not to individual planning applications. The specalised nature of the existing retail store, which is to be replaced on site, is recognised in its appeal to all cultural and age groups and the Council's Unitary Deveopment Plan has already been the subject of an Equalities Impact Assessment. The applicants have also undertaken a socio- economic impact assessment as part of the EIA and found the scheme compliant. In addition to this, the current owner, landlord and original founder of the OC concept has confirmed that OC Ltd. holds the head lease of the entire premises of which all the other tenants are sub-tenants. OC Ltd. has been working with the applicant to secure vacant possession and in turn separate tenants meetings have taken place. OC Ltd. have a contractual relationship with the applicant to acquire a new head lease in respect of the new OC.

What does it all mean? Well to my untrained eyes it seems that there will be an Oriental City in the new development, that will at least be the same size in terms of floorspace and will still be a distinctly 'Asian' retail area. I hope I'm interpreting that correctly.

It also states this is not just a shopkeepers vs. developers issue, because there is also the main OC landlord who actually holds the lease to the shopping centre. So presumably the final decision as to what happens will be a three way negotiation between the developer, the OC lease holder and the shopkeepers.

In short, it seems that OC is going to move to an unknown place for the next 3 years and there appears to be a statement of intent to create a new Oriental City in the finished development, rather than get rid of it completely.

So mixed feelings really. It's encouraging to see that the plans do include a new Oriental City but also a bit worrying: Are the developers legally obliged to deliver what's promised the document or can things change in the next few years? A brand new Oriental City would be great but will it really happen?

Update: And of course the more pressing problem is where the 'temporary' OC is going to be. It's not going to be easy for everyone to relocate, in the expectation that they will all move back again at a later date.

U.S. magazine in 'Asian men are sexy' shocker!

It's all very well Myleene Klass holding the nation's men (and some women, no doubt) spellbound with her extensive swimwear collection and showering habits but you will rarely see an Asian (as in Chinese) male being portrayed as attractive or desirable on British telly.

I can only think of two instances - both 30 second commercials: One was an ad for Lynx deodorant that spoofed 'Crouching Tiger' and the other was an Orange ad featuring a Chinese-looking guy watching a miniature car chase happening on a bar top.

The States are a little more ahead of the game and as the dailydumpling.com reports, People magazine's latest list of Sexiest Men Alive contained 3, yes 3, Asian males. They are: John Cho (actor in 'American Pie'), Edison Chen and Daniel Dae Kim ('Lost').

Things like this do make a difference in how people (especialy young people) feel about their own race, I think, and it shows there is some way to go yet for us b.b.c males in terms of public perception and stereotypes. How long will it take, I wonder?

Oriental City shopkeepers protest

I've heard that shopkeepers from Oriental City in Colindale staged a peaceful protest at their local council offices (where the planning permission is being considered) today.

Will update with any news as I hear it. In the meantime, here's the background.

Update #1: The Guardian on the planned protest.

Update #2: Well it seems that a large group of shop owners from Oriental City staged a protest at the Brent Council town hall, which the local authority responsible for the Colindale site. Banners were on display calling for the protection of "the only Far East shopping centre" and "No to B&Q". Also present was Jabez Lam, tireless campaigner for the British Chinese community and all-round good guy, and I think the group was met by some council representatives. More details may appear on Jabez's website Min Quan at some point.

I don't know what stage the whole planning application is at but I hope not just that the shopkeepers' concerns are noted but also that we get some hard facts from the developers and the local council about what is really going to happen. It's so easy for rumours to be sparked off in these situations that spread like wildfire and turn out to not to be true after all.

A reminder that the official campaign homepage is here: http://groups.msn.com/SaveOrientalCityCampaign

"He lives on a cloud, a very big cloud, in the country..."

Here's a suprising musical collaboration if ever there was one... Britpop veteran and part-time Gorilla(z) Damon Albarn is to join forces with Chinese theatre director Chen Shi-Zheng.

They are going to write music for a circus performace called 'Monkey: Journey to the West' - based on the traditional Chinese story.

No word yet on whether the new production will bear any similarities to the 70s Japanese tv series 'Monkey' that popularised the story in the UK.

Full story here: http://www.nme.com/news/blur/24213

What next? Noel Gallagher to star in a Crouching Tiger sequel?

Event: 'Chinese Kitchen Medicine' @ The Dana Centre

Caught an ad for this interesting sounding event over at Dimsum:

Delve into the vast depths of Chinese kitchen medicine to find out how food is used as a recipe for health. Booster herbs and tonics, roots and soups all form part of classic Chinese kitchen welfare.

Speakers:
-Edward Eisler, Jing Tea Ltd
-Song Ke, Director, Asante Academy of Chinese Medicine, London
-Ting-Ming Li, Director, Institute of Chinese Medicine, London
-Vivenne Lo, Wellcome Unit for the History of Medicine, University College London
-Xun Zhou, School of Oriental and African Studies

Maybe the event wil finally shed some light on those mysterious packets of dried plant matter my mum keeps in the kitchen.

Get your tickets by calling 020 7942 4040 or e-mail tickets@danacentre.org.uk. Full details here.

A new era, or the end for London's Oriental City?

Note: This story has since been updated here.

The rumours have been flying around for months now but Oriental City in Colindale, north London, could be set for a major re-development. What this means for the Asian shops and restaurants there at the moment is not certain, although the developer has apparently promised that all the current tenants will be allowed to return. It would certainly be a huge loss to the community if we were to lose what must be (in my opinion) the best food court in the country, if not the world!

The planning application was submitted in July 2006 and you can see what the developer has planned for the site here: http://www.399edgware.com/

In response to the plans, a campaign has been set up to protect the interests of the businesses that currently operate in Oriental City: http://groups.msn.com/SaveOrientalCityCampaign

When a similar re-development of London's Chinatown was announced, there was a lot of outrage and false rumours. In the end, most of the shopkeepers affected by that project accepted a pay-off and moved out, but neither the rumoured High Street supermarket nor the proposed 'Shanghai' themed shopping mall materialized to take their place.

The Independent reports:

The owners of Oriental City have stated that the present Asian businesses will not be forced out, saying the new Oriental City would be "bigger and better", with 30 per cent more space allocated to the Asian businesses, "retaining the important cultural and community spaces," according to a spokeswoman. The development will eventually include private housing, a primary school and a community centre. She said there had been numerous meetings with the local community and the sub-tenants over the past 20 months.

Jason Tang, a Chinese takeaway owner, shopping with his wife, Debbie, and their daughter, said: " It is very important to keep this place going because it is somewhere new Chinese immigrants who don't speak English can come and find others like themselves. The people who run this place are only concerned about the money, not the future."

I hope that the final decision, whatever it is, preserves the unique Asian aspects of the existing mall and that we do not end up losing this valuable and popular destination for the Chinese community in London.

Police appeal for information after Chinese restaurant owner found dead

A sad story reported by the BBC.

A Chinese restaurant owner has been found dead after returning home with the day's takings. Kam Fum Chung, 65, known as Helen, was discovered by a family member at her house in Hillingdon, west London. Police said there was no sign of forced entry, but her silver VW Golf was missing as well as the Mandarin Restaurant's receipts.

Police believe the vehicle was taken from the address in Meadowview, Cowley, some time after Ms Chung got in about 0030 GMT on 6 November. The vehicle was recovered burnt out approximately four miles away in Denham, Buckinghamshire, the following day.

Det Ch Insp Steven Lawrence said: "It's vitally important that we trace who was driving it and may have carried out this horrific attack." He said the car's plates may have been changed but it was distinctive due to a damaged wing mirror on the driver's side which was taped up.

It is of course a terrible thing to happen to anyone and I'm sure the thoughts of readers will be with the family. Let's hope the perpetrators can be caught quickly.

Random Picture of the Day (or So): Skyscrapers

It's strange how a Hong Kong tower block can be smaller, more cramped, more run down and shrouded in far more pollution than it's UK equivalent, and yet still feels a hundred times more desirable a place to live. I guess the inclement weather and the surrounding metropolis might have something to do with that...

Chinese tourism boom predicted for the UK

Now that China has made Britain an officially 'approved destination' the numbers of tourists visiting the UK from China is expected to increase dramatically in coming years.

In this article, The Times' Will Hide tags along with a group of Chinese tourists to see what they make of Cambridge, drinking lager in the rain, 99s and other British delights.

"This is just the first of many" says Huang, shepherding his group into the National Maritime Museum. "By 2020, 100 million Chinese will be travelling abroad of which five million could be coming to the UK".

Visit Britain, which promotes England abroad, is rubbing its hands in glee - not least because of the free-spending ways of the Chinese once they arrive. Forget Westminster Abbey and Edinburgh Castle; "what they really want is a day at Bicester Village shopping centre in Oxfordshire, a tour round Old Trafford to learn more about Manchester United, and plenty of Chinese meals," says Huang, "steak and kidney pie and fry-ups are definitely off the menu".

But wait, a fry-up is a British classic! You can't come all the way here and not try a Full English. Ah well, perhaps that's just another b.b.c. thing :)

Let's all have a nice cup of... cold, boiled water.

Drinking cold, boiled water or 'doong gwun sueh' in Cantonese seems to be a uniquely Chinese practice that you may or may not have picked up from your parents.

Maybe like me you have childhood memories of a large, metallic, family vacuum flask with its mysterious, mirrored interior that always contained surprisingly hot water.

There are a number of benefits to drinking cold, boiled water. First is the lack of impurities and bugs (something that is more important in Asia than here in the U.K.). Second, it is a neutral alternative to stimulant-laden tea or coffee and third, it is believed to be a 'cooling' ('lerng') drink that can counteract the effects of 'hot air' that Chinese people say some foods contain (look out for a future post on the whole concept of hot and cooling foods or 'yeet hey').

There is something strangely appealing about cold, boiled water. It does have a taste. And when you drink it, it feels like it's doing you good. Or maybe it's just the taste of nostalgia, and memories of that old flask on the family dining table.

Of course, there is one major downside to having a cup of cold, boiled water: You can't dunk your biscuits in it (I know, I've tried).

When fantasy and reality collide.

Whilst many Asian/Western interracial relationships are successful, occasionally things don't quite go as planned and can reveal the way racial ideals and fantasies can obscure cold, harsh reality.

This article by Will Jory, journalist for the Daily Telegraph, starts with a particularly extreme example of the Oriental fantasy turning into a nightmare and then goes on to recount his own experiences which, erm, didn't go to well either. He also discusses the general concept of white English guys' perception of Asian women.

Many Western men take inordinate gambles with young South-East Asian women, the kind of gambles they would never consider at home.

Why? Obviously, there is a physical attraction. For many Western men, the slender, petite, ever-youthful figures of Eastern women can be seriously alluring. Then there is a cultural aspect: Thai women have a grace, a femininity and a deferential sexiness that many women in the West appear to have forsaken.

The attraction of female submissiveness might be reprehensible, but it is none the less real. Who doesn't like having their clothes washed, their meals cooked and their brow smoothed by a soft and loving hand?

Yes, I know the temptation well. For something not entirely dissimilar happened to me, another thirtysomething Englishman, a few years ago.

Well, I don't know. The guy seems totaly down on the whole 'Oriental fantasy' thing but that seems to be mainly down to his own preconceptions being wrong. After all, a lot of mixed relationships actually work out fine.

Comments now open to all.

Just realised I had comments set to Blogger members only. Now changed so anyone can comment.

London Chinatown... shop by shop

Ever found it hard to remember where exactly on Gerrard Street a particular shop or restaurant is? You won't any more with this view of Chinatown, courtesy of streetsensation.co.uk.

Here's every shop on the north side, laid side by side, complete with business name...


... and here's the south side.

On-board an Oasis Hong Kong Airlines flight

Something I'm sure all bbcs are aware of by now, is the new airline offering low-cost flights from Gatwick to Hong Kong.

I think the general response to the launch of Oasis Hong Kong Airlines was "Yeah, great! Bargain flights to HK!" followed swiftly by "Hmm, think I'll let them do a few flights first before I jump on board."

The early doubts about proved partially right when the inaugural flight ran into problems and had to be delayed but there have been few reports of problems since. Now, for the curious amongst you, here's a chance to see for yourself what the actual plane interior is like:


Check out pics from on board Oasis Hong Kong's 747 here.


If that wasn't enough, here's an in-depth flight report from an Oasis passenger! He seemed to have had a great time, although his experience was probably a bit exceptional (being the first ever flight of a new airline etc.)

Random Pic of the Day (or so)... (RPDOS)

Photo by 'annkatia'.

Judge gives bbcs carte blanche to commit crime!

A judge in Scotland has unwittingly given us bbcs the go-ahead to rush out and commit crimes, safe in the knowledge that it would be almost impossible for us to be identified if caught because we all look the same!

[Sheriff Margaret Gimblett] told Greenock Sheriff Court: “Without wanting to be derogatory in any way, sometimes it is said that all black people look the same at first glance, and the same can be said that all Chinese people can look the same to a native Scot. It’s only when you have time to look that you begin to see the differences.”

Credit to the judge for trying to phrase her comments in as least offensive a way as possible, but you can almost hear the thin ice cracking. There is probably some truth in the fact that one ethnic group can have trouble distinguising members of another ethnic group with which they are unfamiliar but would it really be more difficult to identify a specific Chinese person involved in a specific incident?

You know what this means, though? BBC crime wave here we come! I'm now off to my local KwikSave to see what goodies I can pilfer, thanks to my mask of anonymity*




*I'm joking. Stealing is wrong ;)

Hong Kong's latest attraction, the Ngong Ping 360 Skyrail

The Ngong Ping '360' Skyrail is a giant cable car that runs between the village of Ngong Ping and Tung Chung town centre on Lantau Island, a distance of just under 6km. It officially opened on September 18th 2006 after a number of delays and has suffered a series of technical glitches but is proving to be a popular attraction.

With views of the big Buddha and the airport, it looks like it could be spectacular ride (as long as the weather's fine). Apparently it's a fast way to travel too, as the ride takes about 25 mins and the same journey by road takes about an hour.

Check out the official Ngong Ping 360 homepage here.

Sanney Leung, author of HK Entertainment Review

If you've tried to visit the popular Hong Kong showbiz news site hkentreview.com recently you'll have noticed that the site is no longer up and running and the domain has been taken over by a holding company.

Normally, I would just put this down to a domain expiring and the webmasters 'giving up' on the site. However, hkentreview.com always seemed to be updated regularly so it was strange that the site would just come to an abrupt end like that.

After a quick Google, I discovered the reason. Sadly, the site's main author Sanney Leung was recently diagnosed with cancer and is currently receiving treatment. The full story is explained by one of Sanny's friends over at AsianFanatics.net.

http://asianfanatics.net/forum/about_hkentreviewcom-talk276401.html


hkentreview was a great, invaluable site and perhaps the only places where you could read up-to-date, translated showbiz news from HK. I'm sure readers will join me in wishing Sanney a full and speedy recovery.

U.S. and Asia to get PS3 first

Looks like Europe will have to wait a whole 4 months before ther PS3 makes its way over here.

The PlayStation 3, Sony’s first new game console in six years, is scheduled to debut in Japan just over a week from now on Nov. 11. Then it will hit stores in North America on Nov. 17. It was originally scheduled to go on sale in Europe and Australiasia at the same time but Sony postponed the launch in those regions until March 2007 because of component shortages that meant it wouldn’t have enough consoles ready in time.

I sense a few extra-loaded suitcases coming back from HK around Christmas ;). More on it here

Okay, so what's this blog all about?

Well, there's no specific goal (is there ever one with blogs?) but what I'm going to try to do is just post stuff that might be interesting to other bbc's (that's British-born Chinese in case you didn't know) out there.

It might be articles from the news or bits and bobs I find from surfing around. As the tagline says: Past, present and future. And all of it Chinese-y... in a bbc kind of way. Sound okay?

Let's start with something funny. I found this clip on Youtube (currently subscribed tags: TVB, cantonese) and I thought it was hilarious. Even if you (like me) don't understand half of what the characters are saying, but the comedy genius shines though. Enjoy!

"Born from an egg on a mountain top..."

Cue flash of lightning and thunder clap. It's the first post of an all-new, British Chinese blog!

Let's see what happens...